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Steak & Titties

from Definitely, Definitely by Chousand

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My first girlfriend I met in the 4th grade
She liked Pokemon and I really thought that was great
But she decided to hold hands with a kid named Steve
And I just fuckin freaked out

So I broke up with her

I had to break up with her

My middle school girlfriend would not take a chance
I put my arms around her at the Halloween dance
But she got embarrassed and she started to squirm
So I opened up the dance floor and I did the worm

Then I broke up with her

I had to break up with her

My high school girlfriend was really artsy
And I was into that and her creativity
But she didn't take me seriously
And I was a horny, squirmy, little, lanky FUCK

So I had to mother fucking just break up with her

I had to break up with her

My college girlfriend played me like a fool
I met her in Boston, "How awesome?" it wasn't that cool
I thought she was the best, yeah, I thought she was mine
But we would
Yell & fight x5

So I broke up with her

Hey! x4

Clear my history it's full of steak & titties
I said, "Mom don't check my history you wont be happy!"
Then my Dad glanced at my history, he likes what he sees
But my Mom will be sad

Not Dad

Breaking up isn't that hard

Thank you

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from Definitely, Definitely, released December 26, 2015

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