Ten Years Too Late

by Chousand

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Here we are, Ten Years Too Late and we still don’t know what we’re doing. Sure, being in your twenties can be weird, but we all have plenty of time to figure it out.

So here’s to getting your learners permit and partying like it’s 2006.
Here’s to awesome music and best friends.
Here’s to the next 10 years.

We hope you enjoy it.

Cheers,
Chousand

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released September 15, 2016

Mixed & Mastered by John Naclerio
Recorded at NADA Recording Studios in Montgomery NY.

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Track Name: You Idiot
Let me tell you about who I’ve been chasing
And all the clever moves that I’ve been making
Hey! You’ve got some shit stuck in your braces
You idiot you would look better if you had them off

Next time I’ll know what the fuck is going on
You're always right and I am always wrong

Let me tell you about who I’ve been seeing
Yeah it’s long distance but she gives life meaning
Wait! You bought a ticket to go see her
She went behind your back and jacked the captain of the track team off

Next time I’ll know what the fuck is going on
You're always right and I am always wrong

HEY!

This shit is messed up and you’re a liar
Your numbers so high you probably should retire
You need a timeout girl you’re in trouble
So you’re alone now welcome to the struggle

One last chance to be dishonest
Go ahead and break your promise

What the fuck is going on
You’re always right and I am always
I am always

What the fuck is going on
You’re always right and I am always
Always right and I am always wrong
Track Name: Sun Hats
I’ll never be cool enough to date a girl with tattoos
I’ll never be cool enough to date a girl who wears sun hats in the city
With all these things that I could try to do
I know I’ll never be cool enough for you

I’ll never be cool enough to date girl like you
I’ll never be cool enough to date a girl
Whose snap chat stories gets so many views

I’ll never be cool enough to date a girl with tattoos
How could I ever be cool enough when I’m just me
Just look at you

So I’m standing on the cliff edge ready to jump
The water looks deep but it’s not deep enough
I cut my foot landing on a rock
And pulled myself up to get back out
All these things that I try to do
I’ll never be cool enough for you

I’ll never be the kinda guy who drinks chai tea
I’ll never be the kinda guy who bites my tongue
When I think of something funny

I’ll never be the kinda guy who does tai-chi
I’ll never bite my tongue when I think of something funny

So I’m standing on the cliff edge ready to jump
The water looks deep but it’s not deep enough
I cut my foot landing on a rock
And pulled myself up to get back out
All these things that I try to do
I’ll never be cool enough for

WOO!

I’ll never be cool enough to date a girl with tattoos
Track Name: Marty Maraschino
Nineteen Fifties
Can I be your pen pal baby
I seem shady
What can I do you are my lady

I’m older now and smarter now
You think I’m just a kid
Your curly hair, don’t make me stare
I’m losing confidence

Pretty please oh can’t you see
Your Japanese kimonos gotta go
But you and I can’t find the time
Cause I know I’m not the only guy

Hopeless, devoted
What can I do to make you notice
Know this, I love you
Aw man I’m gonna blow this

I’m older now and smarter now
You think I’m just a kid
Your curly hair, don’t make me stare
I’m losing confidence

Pretty please oh can’t you see
Your Japanese kimonos gotta go
But you and I can’t find the time
Cause I know I’m not the only guy

No I’m not too sophisticated like that
I wrote her a letter and I hope she writes me back x4

You better shape up, cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand
To my heart I must be true

Pretty please oh can’t you see
Your Japanese kimonos gotta go
But you and I can’t find the time
Cause I know I’m not the only guy
Track Name: No Show
Waited forty-five minutes now I’m leaving
Stopped by the door just to catch my breathing
You only seem to ever call me when I’m sleeping
Always want to talk but no touch just teasing

Wait for me to get home
So you can plan on your arrival
To my cell phone to say hello
As soon as I get home

And I’ll tell you how I feel almost every single day
And I’ll tell you how I see it every single way
That you’re a no show no show everybody says so

Getting clever with these letters might be over your head
If I try any harder it might break my neck
Yeah you’re a no show no show everybody says so

Wait for me to get home
So you can plan on your arrival
To my cell phone to say hello
As soon as I get home

Just let me know when you get home safely
I need to know yeah you drive me crazy
No I won’t hear anything I know won’t hear anything

Just let me know when you get home safely
I need to know yeah you drive me crazy
No I won’t hear anything I know won’t hear anything

Wait for me to get home
So you can plan on your arrival
To my cell phone to say hello
As soon as I get home

Just let me know when you get home safely
I need to know yeah you drive me crazy
No I won’t hear anything I know won’t hear anything at all x2

You and me won’t be anything x 2

You’re a no show no show everybody says so X2

Wait for me to get home
So you can plan on your arrival
To my cell phone to say hello
As soon as I get home
Track Name: Wizard Wig
My friends are having the time of their lives
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here

I said your friends don’t like me
They think I’m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don’t like you
You think you’re too cool
I hate the way that you are

My friends are having the time of their lives
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
When will I ever stop drinking beer

I said your friends don’t like me
They think I’m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don’t like you
You think you’re too cool
I hate the way that you are

I can’t believe that I slept past two
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
Can we hit my favorite deli please
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese

AH!

I said your friends don’t like me
They think I’m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don’t like you
You think you’re too cool
I hate the way that you are

My friends are having the time of their lives
And I’m home alone x2