1. |
Clitbomb
02:44
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Fuck x12
The California shores
They are no more
Because we took it over and we
CLITBOMB!
I don't really care
You have nice hair
But I think it would be cooler if you
CLITBOMB!
Lost in South Dakota
In Kadoka when I dropped my Kodak Camera
On the Khaki colored ground
CLITBOMB!
Socks off cops gone bad
Sirens in the street
And I fucking failed math class
CLITBOMB!
I want to jump around
I want to go insane
I want to have some fun
I don't want to be lame
You got that feeling too
You got to take that chance
Stop being cool
And just fucking dance
Hey
Fuck x12
New York City's evil
Full of suits and greasy people
But I'll go there if I want to for some
CLITBOMB!
Slayed a dragon that's whats up
Then I fucked my high school crush
Then I woke up from a nap, aww snap
CLITBOMB!
We should eat some fire works baby
Watch our bodies burst
Into colorful explosions
CLITBOMB!
Fuck it got to chug it
Be yourself and not a sucker
I'm a bad motherfucker
CLITBOMB!
I want to jump around
I want to go insane
I want to have some fun
I don't want to be lame
You got that feeling too
You got to take that chance
Stop being cool
And just fucking
Taco burrito what you got in that speedo x4
Your moves are so enchanting
I can tell by the way we're dancing
Past noon and we can't get out of bed
Why's this so hard
That's what she said
I want to see you later, I want to see you later alligator x2
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2. |
Steak & Titties
02:47
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My first girlfriend I met in the 4th grade
She liked Pokemon and I really thought that was great
But she decided to hold hands with a kid named Steve
And I just fuckin freaked out
So I broke up with her
I had to break up with her
My middle school girlfriend would not take a chance
I put my arms around her at the Halloween dance
But she got embarrassed and she started to squirm
So I opened up the dance floor and I did the worm
Then I broke up with her
I had to break up with her
My high school girlfriend was really artsy
And I was into that and her creativity
But she didn't take me seriously
And I was a horny, squirmy, little, lanky FUCK
So I had to mother fucking just break up with her
I had to break up with her
My college girlfriend played me like a fool
I met her in Boston, "How awesome?" it wasn't that cool
I thought she was the best, yeah, I thought she was mine
But we would
Yell & fight x5
So I broke up with her
Hey! x4
Clear my history it's full of steak & titties
I said, "Mom don't check my history you wont be happy!"
Then my Dad glanced at my history, he likes what he sees
But my Mom will be sad
Not Dad
Breaking up isn't that hard
Thank you
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3. |
La Jolla
02:54
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What's the point with all this planning
Why's it bad to be unsure
Where do you see this all going
As she fumbled to find her shirt
Where do you see yourself in five years
That questions scares me rotten
Is it fear not to commit
Or the fear to be forgotten
I don't know x2
Am I doing the right things
How I chose to live my life
Should I try the online dating scene
To find my future wife
Cause I don't see why
The pace is do or die now
I'm twenty fucking three
And I barely know myself though
I don't know x2
Maybe I'm a cynic
I just haven't found her yet but
Why race to the finish
When the beginning part's the best
La jolla x2
So you'll rush down that aisle
And you'll race to be engaged
Then the next thing you know
You're telling your daughter that you wish you her age
La jolla x4
I don't know x4
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4. |
In The Cut
02:23
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You can't skate here
Can you read the sign
Breaking bones with some friends of mine
Then we hit the bridge
You got to jump far
Making out in my fathers car
I want to get some
GET SOME!
Before I leave
Slowly fading with the summer breeze
I know that I'm a lot to handle and it's not that hard to see
Because I got things going for me, I got things going for me
Born and raised I'm an east coast monster
Call the cops cause I'm feeling tough
Know where you come from, No one likes a poser
Life is fun when you're in the cut
Porn I'm craving where's your daughter
I just bought her some fucking lunch
But she'll break my heart and I'm already over it
Tear it up when you're in the cut
Fucked with security, lost my virginity
You were wearing purple underwear
Blacking out at four
Missed a college tour
My new hoodie smells like beer
Where my friends at
RIGHT HERE!
What's up guys
I love you all and you have nice thighs
I know that people think we're crazy
And I really think that's weird
Cause it's just normal for me, mother fucking normal for me
Born and raised I'm an east coast monster
Call the cops cause I'm feeling tough
Know where you come from, No one likes a poser
Life is fun when you're in the cut
Bored and shaving
Drunk camp counselors
I'm passing out on the fucking floor
Then we made out, and you had bad breath
Tear it up when you're in the cut
RIGHT NOW!
Small town boy big city overrated
I cooked my dreams up
You can watch me eat them
The grass is greener, we'll you find me playing
In the grass I'm raised in, grass I'm raised in
Small town boy big city overrated
I cooked my dreams up
You can watch me eat them
The grass is greener, we'll you find me playing
In the grass I'm raised in, hell I'm raising
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5. |
Walk Downtown With Me
03:05
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Just walk downtown with me
Just walk downtown with me
We'll go, We'll go
We'll go to the swimming hole
Don't forget your fishing pole
Oh no, Oh no
Cause we do what we want to all the time
I'll buy you an ice cream cone
You know I won't leave you alone
I won't, I won't
Then we will hit the open road
With windows down no where to go
No where to go, no where to go
Cause we do what we want to all the
We do what we want to all the
We'll burn down our own hometown
We'll burn down our own hometown
We will, we will
Then I will get you out of here
You know I'll keep you safe my dear
I will, I will
Hey
Just walk x2
I promise there'll be no drama
We'll pretend that the floor's lava
Cause it is hot
And you're so hot
Then I will take you to my room
We'll stare up at the gorgeous moon
I'm a werewolf
HOWL!
Cause you are fucking beautiful
HEY
Cause we do what we want to all the
We do what we want to all the
You do what you want to all the time
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